Courtesy of the NYTimes,

A cute human interest story...



...unless you're poor and can't afford real food, that is.

The return of the canned cheeseburger

Here it is: the truest expression of crap food at its most elemental; the crap sublime, if you will

OMG, someone actually TRIED that nauseating-looking German cheeseburger in a can. The enterprising - and undoubtedly iron-stomached - folks over at the Onion had the nerve to actually eat something that, one suspects, is really more an object for parody than degustation.

I'd venture to bet they're the only people in the world to have actually eaten the thing instead of buying it and then exhibiting it proudly on a shelf, where it would glow the pure essence of crapitude as it was meant to.